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\"Drowning\" is a song by Dutch disc jockey and producer Armin van Buuren. It features vocals from English singer and songwriter Laura V. It was released on 25 February in the Netherlands by Armind as the fourth single from van Buuren's fourth studio album, Mirage. Swedish disc jockey and producer Avicii made a remix of this song which was more popular.
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