{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a hankie dance?","punchline":"Put a little boogie in it.","id":127}
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{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?","punchline":"200 Dollars.","id":149}
{"type":"general","setup":"Bad at golf?","punchline":"Join the club.","id":79}
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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?","punchline":"Because it's indivisible.","id":348}